1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night
5 Love facts.....
If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body, it's not love...it's a lust
If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life, it's not love......its an admiration
If it's because she cries every time you try to leave , it's not love.....it's pity
If it's because she makes you forget to study and sleep, It's not love......it's infatuation
LOVE is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to that person. LOVE has its reason but the reason is still remain UNKNOWN..........In other words, LOVE is unconditional....
A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Edward W. Howe
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.