So, this was like back in the midst of seventh grade.
I was being a me, smol, asian, weird, quiet. Just me. Not doing my homework like a savage.
Yee, yanno. I was a cool kid, believe it or not B))
And I was or still am today the biggest fu.cking dork. I had a friend
Some white kid named Joey, he was tall, he had dirty blonde hair. He was that one walking dead fanatic.
He had a lisp with his braces, he looked lowkey like a retarded penguin LMAO. he was the one kid in school
who held that big bulky a.ss zipper suit case thing, you know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm
talking about. Those velcro thingys with a binder and some folders in it, this thing:
'Cept it was green. And he always wore those Walking Dead graphic tees with denim baggy worker jeans
with those little handles on the sides. Yeah yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
So we were friends. And we had a double class period of Reading and Language Arts. I sat at this group table with two
of his friends, he sat at another group of desks across from us. One day, I'm just sittin' there like a savage, with my feet
on the desk being a cool kid in my flannel and converse n' sht yanno.
Then one of his friends, Mr. Gel-Head (he wears a sht ton of gel), he starts looking at me and giggling as soon as he
walks into the classroom
I'm like.. "What the fu.ck?"
And so blah blah blah, I ended up finding out dirty blonde white kid had a crush on me
THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO HAVE A CRUSH ON ME WAS HIM.
I was like.. "Uhhhh.... eeeehhhhhh... AAaaaHhHahehehhh... HEERMMmmmhh... I dunnooooo...."
But then all his friends we like
"COME ON ASHE COME ON DO IT DO IT DO IT LETS GO LETS GO COME ON I PROMISE HES A NICE KID
HE REALLY LIKES YOU JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE I WOULD FEEL SO BAD IF HE GOT SAD OF YOUR
REJECTION AND CRIED
HES REALLY SENSITIVE HE MIGHT CRY
HE TOLD ME HE MIGHT KILL HIMSELF IF YOU DONT SAY YES
BMEDAONDJOSDNJDXOSMKDOWEMDOIWEMDIEW DATE HIMMMMMM"
so like yanno.. I'm just like, "OKOKOKOKOKOKOJISCDNDIJCNIDJS FINE JESUS JUST SHUT THE FU.CK UP."
And then we started dating, his dumb.ass asked me out over text.
The second day he asked me if I could show him my panties.
WHO ARE YOU LOL
Immediately after he just gave me the creepiest fricken vibes and I felt so unsafe around him.
We went on our first date to a waterpark.
Apparently I'm the guy in the relationship BECAUSE I PAYED FOR EVERYTHINGGGG
He kept tryna get me to hold his slimy hand in the lazy river.
I think the only cute part about our date is that he kept shoving my floaty under the waterfalls
That's about it.
But then a month later I broke up with him because I was unhappy. I just didn't feel.. yanno
I felt bad.
So then I tried to avoid him after that just because I needed him to get over me first.
Long story short-
He chased me.
Across the school halls.
I never ran so fast in my life.
I regret everything.